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OhBill, You Devil! When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a Box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."In all their 30 years of marriage Hillary never looked. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such contents. That evening they were out for a special Anniversary dinner. After dinner Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know why do you keep the 3 beer  cans
in the box?"Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again." Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However since you are addicted to sex, I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem." Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, so why do you have all that money in the box? Bill answered; "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash". |
Clinton addresses the Nation with help! Movie type animation. Broadband no problem Click on him! 
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GOD MEETS AL, BILL, & HILLARY
Al, Bill & Hillary were in an airplane crash. They're up in heaven, & God is sitting on the great throne.God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil & that we need to save the world from CFC's & that if any
more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse & we'll all die."
God thinks for a second & says,
"Okay, I can live with that. Come & sit at my left."
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things & that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain.
" God thinks for a second & says,
"Okay, that sounds good. Come & sit at my right."
God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"
Hillary says, "I believe you're in my chair."
Clintons on an Airplane
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea are on an airplane over Washington D.C. and Bill says “I'm going to throw a five-dollar bill down and make someone happy.” The Hillary says, “I'm going to throw a ten-dollar bill down and make someone happy.” Chelsea says, “Well, I'm going to throw a twenty-dollar bill down and make someone happy.” Then the pilot says, “Why don't we just throw down Bill and make everyone happy?”BACK TO THE TOP
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