Questions and Answers

Q. When does Bill Clinton have safe sex?
A. When Hillary is not around.
Q. What will we tell our children about Bill Clinton?
A. He just lost his head.
Q. What's the difference between a boxer and Bill Clinton?
A. A boxer doesn't appreciate a blow beneath the belt.
Q. How does Bill Clinton teach a woman to play golf?
A. He starts with the irons and ends up in the woods.
Q. When did Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn't a Democrat?
A. When she didn't swallow everything he presented.
Q. What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a gigolo?
A. A gigolo can only screw one person at a time.
Q. What's the definition of and Arkansas Virgin?
A. A girl that can run faster than the Governor.
Q. What game did Bill Clinton want Paula Jones to play?
A. Swallow the leader.
Q. Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East?
A. He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar.
Q. Why was it difficult for Clinton to fire Monica Lewinsky?
A. He couldn't give her a pink slip without asking her to try it on first.
Q. What did Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in Common?
A. They were both upset when Bill finished first.
Q. How does Bill keep Monica Lewinsky away from the White House?
A. He keeps offering to send Kennedy over to give her a ride.
Q. What does Bill say to Hillary after a romantic interlude?
A. "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
Q. Why does Bill Clinton cheat on Hillary?
A. He wants to be on top.
Q. How did Bill Clinton paralyze Hillary from the waist down?
A. He married her.
Q. Why does Bill's limousine have a sunroof?
A. More leg room.
Q. Qhat did Clinton say to Al Gore about the whole affair?
A. Pardon me.
Q. Why does Clinton invite so many woment into the oval office?
A. To show them the executive branch.
Q. What's the headline in tomorrwo's papers?
A. Bush beats Clinton.
Q. Qhat did Al Gore say when he heard of Clinton's troubles?
A. I'm only one orgasm away fro the Prsidencey!
Q. What's Al Gore's Advice to Bill Clinton?
A. Take a "ski" vacation.