Top Ten Changes at the Whitehouse now that they
have a new Puppy

10.) At long last the President will not have to flinch every time her hears "Bad Boy"
9.) The President is no longer the only one accused of burying his bone in someone's back yard.
8.) The "b---h" label is now somewhat ambiguous. CLIP ART LINK
7.) Obviously miffed, Socks the Cat slips Kenneth Starr a note reading "Bil kilt wyns fosdr."
6.) Shouts of "Come" from the Lincoln Bedroom no longer make Hillary suspicious.
5.) Chelsea drops to #2 on the Whitehouse pug ugly list.
4.) Roger Clinton is no longer the only one to piddle in the Rose Garden.
3.) Shouts of "what a dog" no longer bring Janet Reno to tears at State Dinners.
2.) "Get that hairy fur ball off my leg" no longer refers exclusively to the President.
1.) Campaign donors staying overnight in the Lincoln Bedroom now find complimentary "tootsie rolls" on the bed.

A few more changes at the Whitehouse because of the President's new puppy.

* To avoid confusion, the staff reverts back to referring to Madelaine Albright by name.
* New "doggy door" makes it that much easier to sneak out for a midnight run to McDonald's
* Accusations of crotch sniffing at the Whitehouse no longer automatically implicate the President
* New, unwelcome presents under the Christmas tree.