Taliban
Riddles
Q: What do Kabul and
Hiroshima have in common?
A:
Nothing,.... yet.
Q: How do you play Taliban
bingo?
A:
B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What is the Taliban's
national bird?
A: Duck
Q: Why does the Afghanistan
Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they
can see their Air Force.
Q: What do Osama Bin Laden
and General Custer have in common?
A: They both
want to know where those Tomahawks
are coming from!
Q: Do you know why bingo has
stopped being played in
Afghanistan?
A. Every time
B52 is said they run out of the
tent.
Q: What's orange and looks
good on Taliban militiamen?
A: Napalm.
Q: How many bin Laden
terrorists does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
A: No one may
ever know.
Q: Why doesn't the Taliban
have Drivers Ed and Sex Ed classes
on the same day?
A: Because
the camels can't handle it.
Q: What's the five day
forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
Q: What's the difference
between Christmas and Osama bin
Laden?
A: There will
be a Christmas in December
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Cracking Down on Granny?
"The war on terrorism took a
strange and sad turn Friday as
airline officials at O'Hare
International Airport refused to
let a 73-year-old grandmother board
her plane.
She had in her possession two,
six-inch knitting needles.
Apparently authorities were worried
that she might knit an
Afghan."
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Subject:
The
Muslim world
Everyone seems to be wondering why
Muslim terrorists are so
quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now:
No beer, No booze,
No bars, No television, No
cheerleaders, No baseball, No
football, No basketball, No hockey,
No golf, No tailgate parties, No
hooters, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs,
No burgers, No lobster, shellfish,
or even frozen fish sticks.
Rags for clothes and towels for
hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next
door because he's sick and there
are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in
the tower.
No chocolate chip cookies,
No Christmas.
You can't shave,
Your wife can't shave,
You can't shower to wash off the
smell of donkey cooked over burning
camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy
dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone
else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better
disposition.
Then they tell you that when you
die it all gets better!
Well of course you want to commit
suicide!
No mystery here!
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Hey! We will catch this vicious son of a
camel!
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