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Bareback BlondeA blonde decides to try horseback riding, even
though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and
the horse immediately springs into motion. It
gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but
the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In
terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but
cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to
throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
slides down the side of the horse anyway. The
horse gallops along, seemingly
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The MirrorTwo Blondes were walking down the
street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up.
She opened it, looked in the mirror and said,
"Hmmm, this person looks familiar."
 FidoThe veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise."You need to make sure the dog runs around." the doctor said. "Try playing a game of fetch." "I can't play fetch with my dog," the blonde said. "Why not?" the doctor asked. "Because," she replied, "He can't throw." Where's The Mailman? Stock Market ChallengeA man was in his front yard
mowing grass when his attractive blond female
neighbor came out of the house and went straight
to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it
shut stormed back in the house. A little later
she came out of her house again went to the mail box and
again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily,
back into the house she went. As the man was
getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out
again, marched to the mail box opened it and then
slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by
her actions the man asked her, "Is something
wrong?"
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