Not So Dumb

There was a fire at the blonde's house and she decided to call 911. So she call's 911 all upset and crying
" You have to come over and help me my house is on fire."
The fireman says "Ok, lady calm down, How do we get there?"
The blond states "DUH?? The BIG RED TRUCK.

Q: What are the two things in the air that can make a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet
Q: What does a blonde say after sex?
A: "Are you guys all on the same team?"
Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: They are easier to amuse.
Q: Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom?
A: They have to pull their own pants down.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a map, compass, and set of directions?
A: Lost.

You talking to me?

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''

The TV

A blonde walked into an electronics store and told the salesman, "I want that TV" and she points to the display. 
He looks at her and tells her, "I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to sell that to blondes." So the blonde, all ticked off, walks out of the store. 
An hour later, she walks back into the same store with a black wig on. She walks up to the salesman and says, "I want to buy that TV" and she points to the display.
He looks at her and said, "I'm sorry, but I already told you we can't sell that to blondes." So she walks out of the store mad again without a TV. 
A few weeks later she gets a makeover, new hair color and everything, and she walks back into that electronics store. She walks up to the salesman and says, "I want to buy that TV" and points to the display. 
The salesman shakes his head and tells her, "I told you twice already, I can't sell that to blondes." 
The blonde looks at him and says, "How do you know that I'm a blonde?" 
He looks at her and states, "Because, that's a microwave."

Hey Doc!

When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life.
"Uh, I hadn't really thought about it," replied the stunned surgeon. "You're the first one ever to ask that after a tonsillectomy."

The Movies

We went to the movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier.
Just as the feature was about to start a Blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out. "Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me."
By the time she got to me I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient so I said, "Couldn't you have done this a little earlier?"
"No!!" she said in a loud whisper, "The TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE message just flashed up on the screen and mine is out in the car."