DOUBLE TROUBLE

A blonde walked into a gas station and told the manager, "I locked my keys in my car and I was wondering if you had a coat hanger I could stick through the window and unlock the door."
"Why sure," said the manager, "we have something that works especially for that."
A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing. He heard another voice.
"No, no, a little to the left," said the other blonde inside the car.

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BLINKER

A blonde and her boyfriend are driving in a car. He asks the blonde to look out the window to see if the blinker is working. So she sticks her head out the window and says 'yes, no, yes, no, yes...'

BLONDE DRIVER

A Highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on freeway . Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blond behind the wheel was knitting! The trooper cranked down his window and yelled, 'Pull over'
 'No' the blond yelled back, 'it's scarf'

Good Driver

looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."
What did the father say to his blonde daughter?...................................''If you're not in bed by 11, come home.''

Locked Out Again

Two blonde walk into a dry cleaners on a rainy day and ask the Requires a Java Enabled Browser. clerk for a hanger.
"I locked my keys in the car, and I need the hanger to unlock the door," the first blonde explains.
"Please hurry," whines the second blonde. "We left the top down and everything is getting ruined!"

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