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Q: Why
are blondes so stupid?
A: She
tripped over a cordless phone.
Q: Why
are blondes so stupid?
A: She
peels M&Ms to make chocolate chip
cookies.
Q: Why
are blondes so stupid?
A: When
she heard 90% of all crimes occur around
the home, she moved.
Q: Why
are blondes so stupid?
A: She
tried to drown her goldfish.
Q: What's
the difference between a blonde and a
computer?
A:
You only have to punch information into a
computer once.
Q: How
did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow stepped on her.
Q: Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They
keep breaking them with the hammer.
Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning
storms?
A: They think their picture
is being taken.
Q: What
did the blonde say when she found out she
was pregnant?
A: I
wonder if it’s mine.
Q: What do most blondes get on an IQ test?
A: Drool.
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Blonde Bashing Returns!
I once knew a blonde that was so stupid that...
She called me to get my phone number.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She got stabbed in a shoot-out.
She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She sat on the TV and watched the couch.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. 
She tried to drown a fish.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
If you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back.
They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put Sagittarius."
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
She studied for a blood test.
She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
She thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
She sold the car for gas money.
When she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
She thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
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