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The Policeman
Returning home from work a blonde was shocked to find
her house ransacked andburglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on the steps. Putting her head in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!" The TrooperA blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived."My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you okay, ma'am?" "Why, yes, officer, I'm just fine," the blonde chirped.  "Well, how in the world did this happen?" The officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there another tree! I swerved to the left and there was--" "Uh, ma'am," the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth." Speed Trap
A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local
police cruiser pulled her over and walked up to the car. The
police officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked
for the blonde's driver's license. |
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