 Blonde Adventures |
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Hanging on a RopeThere were eleven people hanging onto a rope that came down from an airplane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette said, "I'll get off." After a really touching speech from the brunette saying she would get off, all of the blondes started clapping. Problem solved. ParachuteA blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were in a plane. The plane was going down, and there were only 4 parachutes. So the pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the blonde took one and jumped.Since there was only one parachute left, the pope told the brunette to take the last one. The brunette said, "There are still 2 parachutes left...the blonde took my backpack and jumped." YahooAn attractive blond woman from New York
was driving through a remote part of Texas
when her car broke down. An Indian on
horseback came along and offered her a ride
to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him
on the horse and they rode off. Blonde Learns To FlyA blonde went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics and sent her on her way.After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this." After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was becoming to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in. A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. When he asked what happened, she said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can't remember anything after I turned off the big fan." The Double DeckerTwo bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team down below is having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs.
She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette
reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in
fear, staring straight ahead. She says, 'What the
heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time
downstairs!'
One of the blondes looks up and says, 'Yeah, but you've got a driver!' Ski SlopesTwo blondes were skiing at Aspen, when they got into a debate about the best way to ski down a particular hill."The best way is down the left side of the course, where it's nearly all powder," said the first blonde. "No, the best way is straight down the middle, where the snow is packed tight," argued the other. "Look," said the first blonde. "Let's get another opinion. There's a guy dragging a sled up the hill. Let's go ask him." The second blonde agreed, and in a few minutes the two caught up with the guy. "Excuse me," said the first blonde. "I say the best way to ski down this hill is to take the left side of the course, where it's nearly all powder, and my friend thinks the best way is straight down the middle, where the snow is packed tight. Can you tell us who's right?" "Sorry, ladies," said the man, "but there's no use in asking me. I'm a tobogganist." "Oh," said the second blonde. "Well, in that case, can I get a pack of Marlboros?" |
