....George W. Bush, Jr.
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George Bush, the Musician
After
dinner one evening a George W. Bush was
entertaining their house guest by playing the
piano.
At one point he turned to the visitor, a
fat conservative talk show host, and said,
"I understand you love music."
"Yes," murmured the guest politely.
"But never you mind. Keep right on playing
..."
"A panel of scientists voted to kick Pluto out of the solar system. They
tried to explain the science of this to President Bush, but then they got
fed up and just told him it got destroyed by the Death Star."
--Bill MaherSean
"A cable access show has a character called 'Dick Smart' and
it was a talking penis, trying to tell kids about contraception.
A court of appeals has laid down the law that you cannot have a
talking penis on the TV.
Fox News has reacted immediately and fired Sean Hannity."
---Bill Maher
--Bill Maher
Sean
"A cable access show has a character called 'Dick Smart' and
it was a talking penis, trying to tell kids about contraception.
A court of appeals has laid down the law that you cannot have a
talking penis on the TV.
Fox News has reacted immediately and fired Sean Hannity."
---Bill Maher
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