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"President Bush made a surprise stop in Afghanistan today
on his way to India. He didn't want to. He bought his ticket
on priceline.com."
--Jay Leno "President Bush met at the White House with Jordan's King Abdullah. Yeah, there was one awkward moment when President Bush asked King Abdullah, 'How is Queen Latifah?'" --Conan O'Brien |
 
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Commemorative Postal Stamp
The Postal Service created a 39-cent first class stamp with a picture of President Bush. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes, which enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.After a month of testing, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
1) The stamp is in perfect order.
2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3) People are spitting on the wrong side.
Attorney General Ashcroft
was visiting an elementary school.After the typical civics presentation to the class, he announced, "Alright, boys and girls, you can all ask me questions now."
A young boy named Bobby raised his hand and said, "I have three questions:
1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties?
3. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?"
Just then the bell rang, and all the kids ran out to the playground.
Fifteen minutes later, the kids came back in class and again.
Ashcroft said, "I'm sorry we were interrupted by the bell. Now, you can all ask me questions."
A young girl named Charlene raised her hand and asked, "I have five questions:
1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties?
3. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?"
4. Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early?
5. Where's Bobby?"
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