...George W. Bush, Jr.
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--Craig Ferguson
"While in the United States the President of China will be visiting the White House.
So China's president meets America's president.
It will be President Hu meeting President Huh."
--Jay Leno
"President Bush said today he is standing by the vice president. Way behind him."
--Jay Leno
"Yesterday Dick Cheney gave an interview with Fox News. Actually the interview did get off to a bad start when Brit Hume said, 'Mr. Vice President, I have some questions.' And Cheney said, 'Okay, shoot.'"
--Jay Leno
"Seven cities in Texas are competing to be the future home of the George W. Bush Presidential Library. Or, as President Bush plans to call it, 'My Learnin' Shed.'"
--Conan O'Brien
"President Bush gave a speech in the former Soviet Republic of Georgia and he said 'the path of freedom you have chosen is not easy but you will not travel it alone.'
Apparently the president's speech was written by Yoda. 'Alone you will travel no. Easy it is not.'"
---Conan O'Brien
"Even though it's a little bit controversial, President Bush supports the effort to make English our national language. The president says making English our national language is not 'discriminatious.'"
--Conan O'Brien
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