....Governor George W. Bush Jr.
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| GLORY DAYS |
| DAN & DOM |
| TOXIC TEXAN |
| PAULA COLE |
| LONNIE |
| GEORGE'S |
| FOYER |
| IN THE PUB |
| NIGHT PEOPLE |
| DUBYA |
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Robot bartender.
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "150."
So the robot proceeded to make conversation
about quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned
around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked
him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responded, "100."
So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to
himself, "Wow, this is really cool."
The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "50."
The robot then said,
So, are you Republicans really going to vote for George Bush.
Today the Bush administration denied it."
--Dave Letterman
"At Yale, Bush was president of his fraternity. Few jobs provide more hands-on experience in robbing others of their dignity.
In fact, his senior year marked the first time in history Amnesty International intervened in a pledge rush."
--John Oliver
Bush In The Bar
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits.
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smartass?! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
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