....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
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Bush Fan
There's a teacher in a small
Texas town. She asks her class how many of them
are Bush fans.
Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but
wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids
raise their hands except one boy, Johnny.
The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be
different.
Johnny says, "I'm not a bush fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a bush
fan?"
Johnny says, "I'm an Al Gore fan"
The teacher asks why he's an Al Gore fan. The
boy says, "Well, my mom's an Al Gore fan
and my dad's an Al Gore fan, so I'm an Al Gore
fan!"
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is
Texas, so she says, "What if you're mom was
a moron and you're dad was an idiot, what would
that make you?"
Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush
fan."
Bush Dinner Chat
Bush and Blair are having dinner at the White House.
One of the guests: "What are you talking about?"
Bush: "Well, we were just about to plan World War III."
Guest: "So, how does it look?"
Bush: "We will kill 4 Million Muslims and one dentist."
Guest, now looking a bit confused: "Why a dentist?"
Tony Blair, while punching Bush' shoulder: "See, what did I tell you, George, nobody cares about the Muslims..."
"President Bush nominated John Bolton as the new ambassador to the U.N. He did it while the Senate
was in recess. Democrats say President Bush
circumvented the system to get his way. And President Bush says that's
ridiculous. I've never circumvented anything, I'm not even Jewish."
---Jay Leno
---President George Bush on the prospect of visiting Denmark
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