....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
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| TOXIC TEXAN |
| PAULA COLE |
| LONNIE |
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3 Texas Surgeons
Three Texas surgeons were arguing as to which had the greatest skill.
The first began: "Three years ago, I
reattached seven fingers on a pianist. He went
on to give a recital for the Queen of
England."The second replied: "That's nothing. I attended a man in a car accident. All his arms and legs were severed from his body. Two years after I reattached them, he won three gold medals for field events in the Olympics."
The third said: "A few years back, I attended to a cowboy. He was high on cocaine and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on into a Santa Fe freight train traveling at 100 miles per hour. All I had to work with was the horse's ass and a ten gallon hat. Last year he became president of the United States."
More Medical Miracles
An Israeli doctor said,
"Medicine in my country is so advanced, we
can take a kidney out of one person, put it in
another, and have him looking for work in six
weeks."
A
German doctor said, "Tha
t's nothing! In
Germany we can take a lung out of one person,
put it in another, and have him looking for work
in four weeks."
A Russian doctor said, "In my country
medicine is so advanced, we can take half a
heart from one person, put it in another, and
have them both looking for work in two
weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said,
" That's nothin' !! We are able to take an
asshole out of Texas, put him in the White
House, and half the country will be looking for
work the next day."