BUSH RESUME
George W. Bush
The White House,
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
LAW ENFORCEMENT:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport,
Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license
suspended for 30 days. My Texas
driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
MILITARY:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I
refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By
joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
COLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale
University with a low C average. I
was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
I began my career in the oil business in Midland,
Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company,
but couldn't find any oil in Texas.
The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart
deal that took land using taxpayer money.
With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the
oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
I changed Texas
pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas
the most polluted state in the Union.
During my tenure, Houston
replaced Los Angeles as the most
smog-ridden city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas
treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any governor in
American history.
With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida,
and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after
losing by over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I am the first President in U.S.
history to enter office with a criminal record.
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of
over one billion dollars per week.
I spent the U.S.
surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S.
history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed
in any 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a
12-month period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history
of the U.S.
stock market
In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost
their jobs and that trend continues every month.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of
any administration in U.S.
history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil
tanker named after her.
I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a
U.S. President.
I am the all-time U.S.
and world record-holder for receiving the most Corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best
friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in
U.S. History, Enron.
My political party used Enron private jets and corporate
attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election
decision.
I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the
Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest
corporate rip-offs in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.
history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was
revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S.
history.
I changed the U.S.
policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
I appointed more convicted criminals to an administration
than any President in U.S.
history.
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest
bureaucracy in the history of the United States
government.
I've broken more international treaties than any President
in U.S.
history.
I am the first President in U.S.
history to have the United Nations remove the U.S.
from the Human Rights Commission.
I withdrew the U.S.
from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspector’s access to U.S.
"prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the
Geneva Convention.
I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S.
election).
I set the record for least number of press conferences of
any President since the advent of television.
I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any
one-year period.
After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over
the worst security failure in U.S.
history.
I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S.
after the World Trade
Center attacks and less than a year
later made the U.S.
the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world
history.
I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the
record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
I am the first President in U.S.
history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation
of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the
majority of U.S.
citizens, and the world community.
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support
a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war
time.
In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons
for attacking Iraq,
and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
I am the first President in history to have a majority of
Europeans
(71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world
peace and security.
I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical
Bunker Buster," a WMD.
I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin
Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas
are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading
and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.
All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my
Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy
and unavailable for public review.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
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