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Distinguishing Words

Submit Your Site To The Web's Top 50 Search Engines for Free! A student essay stated: "The girl tumbled down the stairs and lay prostitute at the bottom.

"In the margin of the paper, the professor commented: "My dear sir, you must learn to distinguish between a fallen woman and one who has merely slipped
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.

Do you know the difference between "potentially and realistically"?

A young boy approaches his father and asks, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep sunbathingmanlayer.jpg (35022 bytes) with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then... ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learned from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would! I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that."
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I would just love to do that! I would be nutsmenbathkids.jpg (21076 bytes) to pass up that opportunity!"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?"
Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million dollars is?"
The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer."
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